Caddy Mulligan: The Feline Golf Legend
Q. What’s your full name?
A. Caddy Mulligan, Purr-fect Putter, Greenskeeper Extraordinaire and undefeated champion of the living room links. I’m a Lynx Point Siamese; the links run through my blood, born to golf!
Q. How would you describe your personality?
A. I’m confident, precise and high maintenance in true champion style. Life is my course, and I play every day like it’s a major—four snack rounds, twilight rounds before dinner, waking up my mommy for 4:00 a.m. breakfast balls, and perfecting my kitty litter bunker like a sand trap every golfer fears. I always aim to break the course record to beat my masters, Sam and Frances.
Q. What’s your favorite park or place to play or roam?
A. I never step foot outside my four-walled oasis; after living in the streets, I know the value of my country club life furever! My hammock in front of the TV from Auntie Pam is perfect for logging hours of observation, FaceTime with my cousins Mia, Natalie and Elliana in sunny San Diego and strategic TV naps. My tower from Uncle Josh in Hawaii gives me the ultimate eagle-eye view. I have my indoor putting green and golf simulator to practice my paw swing anytime. The backyard fairway is my main course, where I patrol like a member of the gallery and serve as marshal with keen security for my humans’ house, keeping all hazards in check. I love racing my parents up the stairs and arriving on command when Mommy hollers, “Come, come!” at every meal tee time. The electric blanket tent is my private bunker for strategic naps and planning my next play.
Q. Tell us about Paw Patrol.
A. I created a Paw Patrol exclusive club membership with my neighbor cat friends to inspect the greens before my grandpa tees up with his Dawn Patrol buddies. I supervise my humans’ safety, hide from new visitors when I need quiet, and VIP access is extended to my babysitter Amaya Jordan as well as my grandparents—bonus points on my leaderboard for their clubhouse visits.
Q. Do you have a guilty pleasure?
A. Chasing wine corks, laser pointers, rubber running bracelets and golf balls. Smelling Daddy’s golf shoes after a fresh-cut grass victory lap is divine. I help Daddy as greenskeeper on his laptop while he earns his Masters at UOP and provide extra grooming after rubbing his beard. I even help design their golf clothing line; yes, it includes pet clothes named after yours truly! Tiger Woods inspires my putting, but Happy Gilmore inspires my flair and attitude. Tissue paper hazards and empty boxes are my personal training grounds for birthday rounds and hazard drills.
Q. What’s your favorite, most wonderful treat?
A. Fancy Foods Seafood Varieties, Meow Mix Kibble topped with Friskies seafood treats and squeezable Kindfull™ delicious surprises. Every snack is a hole-in-one on my taste scorecard.
Q. What are your favorite things about your life?
A. Cuddling on Daddy’s chest for morning purrs, massaging Mommy’s legs, running up and down the stairs and curling up under my electric blanket tent are all part of my daily course management. I celebrate every birthday with spoilt gifts from my parents and grandparents. Life revolves around golf, cuddles, snacks, style and keeping my humans safe and entertained.
Q. Where were you adopted from?
A. For my Daddy’s birthday present, I was adopted from East of Eden Animal Rescue in Tracy by Mommy, who I help by giving back through hundreds of community service hours creating programs for foster youth throughout Stockton where I call home sweet home now.
Q. Who are your human parents?
A. Sam and Frances Cogo, my forever clubhouse champions! As they say, “Happy Gilmore swings, Tiger Woods inspires, and Caddy Mulligan purrs.”
